Humorous Signs
111 products
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On This Site In 1898, Nothing Happened
(0 reviews)On This Site In 1898, Nothing Happened! This is a funny little sign that can be hung anywhere to give yourself a little smile! This white background signs measures 7x13 and comes with the grass hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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Fishing is Not About Life or Death, It's More Important That That!
(0 reviews)Fishing Is Not About Life Or Death, Its More Important Than That! If fishing is all you can think about, then this is the sign for you! It also makes a great gift for that “fisherman” in your life! This white background sign measures 12×12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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If You Get To Thinkin’ You Are A Person Of Some Influence, Try Orderin’ Someone Else’s Dog Around!
(0 reviews)If You Get To Thinkin’ You Are A Person Of Some Influence, Try Orderin’ Someone Else’s Dog Around! This humerous sign is the truth when it comes to Man’s Best Friend! This sign has a white background and measures 12×12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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No Cussing, You Might Offend The Horses!
(0 reviews)No Cussing, You Might Offend The Horses! Hang this in your barn or whereever you want people to watch their mouths! This sign measures 12×12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Rodeo Stories, Told And Retold Here!
(0 reviews)Rodeo Stories, Told And Retold Here! Seems like all rodeo cowboys can’t tell enough stories about their “rodeo days!” This white background sign measures 12×12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Ropin Stories, Told and Retold Here!
(0 reviews)Ropin Stories, Told and Retold Here! This sign tells the truth of any team roper, ropin’ stories will be told and retold, so beware! This white background sign measures 12×12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging! Handcrafted with pride!
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Speak Your Mind, But Ride A Fast Horse!
(0 reviews)Speak Your Mind, But Ride A Fast Horse! A funny little saying for your sense of humor! This white background sign measures 12×12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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The Only Stock I Own, Has 4 Legs!
(0 reviews)The Only Stock I Own, Has 4 Legs! This humrous wooden sign exlpains where all of your money is spent, not on stocks and bonds, but livestock! This white background signs measures 12×12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Don't Steal… The Government Doesn't Like Competitors
(0 reviews)Don't Steal… The Government Doesn't Like Competitors! Enough Said! This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with a grass rope hanger for easy hanging! Handcrafted with pride!!
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Cowboy's Logic: When You Get Bucked Off, Get Back On
(0 reviews)Cowboys Logic: When You Get Bucked Off, Get Back On! This is the cowboy code to never give up and if life gives you a bump in the road, don't let it get you down, get back on and finish the job! This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Golf: It's Not A Matter Of Life Or Death, Its More Important Than That
(0 reviews)Golf: It's Not A Matter Of Life Or Death, Its More Important Than That! Show everyone that your hobby is more than just a hobby! This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Cowgirl's Logic: Women Have To Work Twice As Hard
(0 reviews)Cowgirls Logic: Women Have To Work Twice As Hard To Be Considered As Good As A Man. Fortunately, It's Not That Hard! Yes, some of us Cowgirls are as good as the Cowboys! This 12x12 white background sign comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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Cowboy's Logic: About Half Your Troubles Come From Wanting Your Way
(0 reviews)Cowboy's Logic: About Half Your Troubles Come From Wanting Your Way, The Other Half Comes From Gettin' It! This is a reminder to us to be thankful for what we do have and not worry about what we don't. This 12x12 sign has a white background and comes with a grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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90% of Ranch Divorces Happen After Sorting Cattle Together
(0 reviews)90% of Ranch Divorces Happen After Sorting Cattle Together. Hmmmm, if this isn't true, I don't know what is. There have been many times that couples get into a squabble while working cattle. This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Huntin' Isn't A Matter Of Life & Death, It's More Important Than That!
(0 reviews)Huntin' Isn't A Matter Of Life & Death, It's More Important Than That! Do you have that special hunter in your life? Or maybe the hunting fanatic is you?!? This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Ropin' Isn't A Matter Of Life and Death, It's More Important Than That!
(0 reviews)Ropin' Isn't A Matter Of Life and Death, It's More Important Than That! Well…. That pretty much sums it up! This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging! Handcrafted with pride!
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We're All Here Cuz... We're Not All There!
(0 reviews)We're All Here Cuz... We're Not All There!! WOW! If I haven't said that to myself several times in the last few years! This sign lets people know that they aren't the only ones that might be a little "out there!" This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging! Handcrafted with pride!
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Alimony Is Like Buying Oats For A Dead Horse
(0 reviews)Alimony Is Like Buying Oats For A Dead Horse. Well this sign might say it all for those who have had a few hard times! This sign measures 12x12, has a white background and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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Cowgirls Logic: The Only Time A Woman Can Change A Man Is When He's A Baby
(0 reviews)Cowgirls Logic: The Only Time A Woman Can Change A Man Is When He's A Baby! This is our reminder that men just can't be changed! This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging! Handcrafted with pride!
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Cowboy's Logic: Gettin' Up A Lynch Party Is Not Group Therapy
(0 reviews)Cowboy's Logic: Gettin' Up A Lynch Party Is Not Group Therapy! This sign reminds us that sometimes the popular opinion may not always be right. This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Cowboy Logic: Don't Ever Touch Another Man's Hat!
(0 reviews)Cowboy Logic: Don't Ever Touch Another Man's Hat! Well if that doesn't say it all! One way to make a cowboy grouchy, is to touch his hat! This white background sign is 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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Quityerbellyachin
(0 reviews)Quityerbellyachin'" This red sign is perfect to hang up and let every one know, they need to stop grouching!! It measures 5.5x19 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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If Your Are Grouchy, Irritable, Or Just Plain Mean, There Will Be A 10.00 Charge For Putting Up With You!
(0 reviews)If Your Are Grouchy, Irritable, Or Just Plain Mean, There Will Be A 10.00 Charge For Putting Up With You! Hang this somewhere you don't want to deal with anyone's attitude! This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Cowgirl Logic, No Man Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes!
(0 reviews)Cowgirl Logic, No Man Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes!! Hang this in the kitchen to remind your husband that IF he does do the dishes, it will NOT kill him! This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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Never Miss A Good Chance To Shut Up
(0 reviews)"Never Miss A Good Chance To Shut Up" This wooden sign explains why sometimes saying nothing at all is the best way to go!! It measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. The background of the sign is white. Handcrafted with pride!!
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If You & I Can't Get This Job Done Together, Then You'd Better Find Me Some Different Help...
(0 reviews)If You & I Can't Get This Job Done Together, Then You'd Better Find Me Some Different Help... My Husband made this one up, don't know if I should laugh or be offended
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No Dancing On The Table With Yer Spurs On!
(0 reviews)No Dancing On The Table With Yer Spurs On! This humerous sign will cheer up your guests. This white background signs measures 9x14 and comes with the grass hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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Cowboy's Logic: Be Sure To Taste Your Words Before You Spit Them Out
(0 reviews)Cowboy's Logic: Be Sure To Taste Your Words Before You Spit Them Out! Remember that saying that your Mama taught you, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all?!" This sign helps you remeber that as an adult. This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Cowboy's Logic: Don't Ever Touch Another Man's Hat
(0 reviews)Cowboy's Logic: Don't Ever Touch Another Man's Hat! Well if that doesn't say it all! One way to make a cowboy grouchy, is to touch his hat! This white background sign is 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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Please Corral The Kids!
(0 reviews)Please Corral The Kids! Hang this up to keep the kiddos under control! This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Free Advice, Sold Here!
(0 reviews)Free Advice, Sold Here! This humorous sign makes even the sober smile! This natural background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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Cowboy's Logic, It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do It!
(0 reviews)Cowboy's Logic, It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do It! This humorous saying is pretty much the truth! If you can do it, then you might as well talk about it! This white background sign measures 11x15 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Cowgirls Wanted
(0 reviews)Cowgirls Wanted! This pink sign can be hung up out of desperation! This sign measures 4.5x24 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging! Handcrafted with pride!
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Trespassers Will Be Shot, Survivors Will Be Shot Again!
(0 reviews)Trespassers Will Be Shot, Survivors Will Be Shot Again!! This sign looks like it's even been shot! Hang this out to warn those trespassers or nosy neighbors!! This sign has a white background and measures 9x14. It comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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WHOA!
(0 reviews)WHOA! Use this to slow people down! This white background sign measures 12x12. Handcrafted with pride!
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$5.00 Fine For Whining
(0 reviews)"$5.00 Fine For Whining"... Place this sign in your office, your kitchen, your living room, your garage... Anywhere you are tired of hearing whiners!! This sign measures 12x12 and has a white background. It comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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Cowboys, Leave The Seat Up!
(0 reviews)Cowboys, Leave The Seat Up!! A little bathroom etiquette humor! This white background sign measures 12x12 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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NO TRESPASSING, unless you can do it in 9.9 seconds, because the bull can do it in 10!
(0 reviews)NO TRESPASSING, unless you can do it in 9.9 seconds, because the bull can do it in 10! This humerous, western sign can be hung on your wall for entertainment or a warning! This sign measures 12x12, has a white background and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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You Can't Have No Idea How Little I Care
(0 reviews)"You Can't Have No Idea How Little I Care" Tell them all how you really feel! This sign measures 5.5x20 and has a white background. The grass rope hanger comes with it for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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I Laughed So Hard-Tears Ran Down My Legs
(0 reviews)I Laughed So Hard-Tears Ran Down My Legs! This sign cracks me up, its a good explanation of what women and girls do if things get a little too funny
This white background sign measures 11x14 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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Eat, Sleep, HUNT, Repeat
(0 reviews)Eat, Sleep, HUNT, Repeat! This is perfect for the hunter in your life that has it all! When all they think about is HUNTING!! This white background sign measures 11x15 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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Hillbilly Heaven
(0 reviews)Hillbilly Heaven! This sign is specially designed to replicate that colors in a simple camo pattern. Hang it up to let everyone know you might be just a little "hillbilly." This dark green background sign measures 5.5x24 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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He Rules the Roost, I Rule the Rooster!
(0 reviews)He Rules The Roost, I Rule The Rooster! This rustic sign is a funny little way of saying just how it works at your house! This sign has a rusty red background and measures 11×18. It comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging! Handcrafted with pride!
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Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy Cows, Which Is Pretty Much The Same Thing! (Select Color)
(0 reviews)Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy Cows, Which Is Pretty Much The Same Thing! If this isn't the plain and simple truth among farmers and ranchers! The more cows, the merrier!. This rust background sign measures 11×24 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging!
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Never Approach
(0 reviews)Never Approach: A Bull From The Front, A Horse From The Rear or A Fool From Any Direction! This is great advice for anyone! This black background sign has a red edge and measures 11×20. It comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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Speed Limit, Walk, Trot, Lope
(0 reviews)Speed Limit, Walk, Trot, Lope. Post this sign to show the speed limit around your place. This white background sign measures 11×14 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Hoosier… Humorous
(0 reviews)Hoosier (hoo-zar) A person born or living in Indiana, industrious, hospitable, down-home folk, who enjoys popcorn, Indian summers, race cars and basketball. We did this sign as a custom piece for a customer and just couldn't pass up offering it for sale… This sign measures 11x18, has a white background and red painted edge. It comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!
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Money Can't Buy Happiness… But It Can Buy Coffee, Which Is Pretty Much The Same Thing (Orange)
(0 reviews)Money Can't Buy Happiness… But It Can Buy Coffee, Which Is Pretty Much The Same Thing! Love this sign, love the red background! Hang this in your own kitchen or give it to that friend who has a "coffee drinking problem." This red background sign measures 11x24 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy Boots, Which Is Pretty Much The Same Thing (Turquoise)
(0 reviews)Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy Boots, Which Is Pretty Much The Same Thing! You know that special person who just can't pass up a new pair of boots... This turquoise background sign measures 11x24 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!!
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There Are Two Theories To Arguin' With A Woman, Neither One Works
(0 reviews)There Are Two Theories To Arguin' With A Woman, Neither One Works! Well if this isn't the truth!! Don't argue with a woman is the best advice any man can follow! This white background sign measures 11x18 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging. Handcrafted with pride!